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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband.

Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Lady: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Lady: Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was he wearing?

Lady: Suit/casuals, I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with him?

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!

Wakakaka.... :)

**credit to funny forum

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